"I believe that men are generally still a little afraid of the dark, though the witches are all hung, and Christianity and candles have been introduced."--Henry David Thoreau, Walden.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

this is what i do

The Ugly:
I stubbed my toe today at Target. In a nail-tearing blood-gushing kind of way. I didn't really know what to do, so I just pretended like the blood wasn't pooling on my flip flop and carried on.

The Sorta Good:
To my credit, I decided to check out right away and buy dish soap another time.

The Really Ugly:
I was too lazy to fix it up when I got home, so I waited for it to dry and figured I'd deal with it when I shower next. In the morning, tomorrow.

The Good:
I was wearing this shirt, recently sent as a gift from my adorable family.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/97412592/keep-calm-and-pull-the-lever-kronk-t

Also, I found a $22 pair of athletic shoes.

The Bad:
Yes, I was in the shoe section, trying on shoes, when this foot-blood-gushing incident commenced.
And I think that t-shirt is somehow the best possible description of my current mental state.


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  1. JulesAugust 9, 2012 at 8:48 AM

    Ouch! I think I would probably pretend to ignore the blood too...it's all about keeping a stiff upper lip, right? But...maybe you should clean it up ;)

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